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08:10    Sprej parfem na sagu. Divno miriše. Parfem zabranjen.
 
08:45    Bacila upaljač u kavu. Dobila pljusku.
 
09:00    Otišla u kuhinju. Izbačena iz kuhinje. Kuhinja zabranjena.
 
09:15    Otišla u tatinu radnu sobu. Izbačena. Radna soba zabranjena.
 
09:30    Uzela ključ od ormara. Igrala se s njim. Mama ne zna gdje je ključ. Ni ja. Mama je urlala.
 
10:10    Našla crvenu olovku. Oslikala zidnu tapetu. Zabranjeno.
 
10:20    Uzela iglu za pletenje i savinula je. Zabola dvije igle u kauč. Igle zabranjene.
 
11:00    Trebala piti mlijeko. Htjela sam vodu. Vikala i naljutila se. Dobila pljusku.
 
11:10    Ovlažila gaće. Dobila pljusku.
 
11:30    Rastvorila cigaretu. Unutra je duhan. Užasan okus.
 
12:12    Jela prljavštinu. Smiješan okus. Zabranjeno.
 
12:30    Ispljunula salatu. Nije dobro. Zabranjeno pljuvanje.
 
13:15    Vrijeme za spavanje. Nisam spavala. Ustala i sjela na krevet. Prehladila se. Zabranjeno je prehladiti se.
 

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